Today I...

• went to the gym before work (elliptical, crunches).
• walked out on (worthless) "Avoiding Legal Risks of the Internet & Social Media" workshop.
• popped into Berbiglia for a bottle of Jager (aka Mardi Gras Juice).
• splattered (then cleaned) oil all over the kitchen (damn dumplings).
• went to bed w/ a glass of Chuck, a handful of Stacy's, & eyeful of Patty (hooked on Damages).